Therapy Is Expensive Alcohol Is Cheaper Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Therapy Is Expensive Alcohol Is Cheaper Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that runs the numbers on mental health versus happy hour and arrives at the wrong conclusion with total confidence. It's not a drinking shirt. It's a healthcare pricing complaint filed on cotton.

Who actually wears this?

People who've opened their insurance portal, seen the out-of-network rate, and done some very dark arithmetic.

This isn't a frat house drinking tee. The people who want this shirt have actually looked up what a therapist charges per hour, then stared at the wine aisle a little too long. The joke only hits because the complaint is real.

• Heavyweight cotton that costs less per wear than a single copay
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, blank front (all the damage is on the back)
• DTG print for color that holds up longer than your resolve to "start going again"
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If the person has ever texted you "my therapist charges $200 an hour," yes.

This shirt doesn't mock therapy, it mocks what therapy costs. The kind of gift that gets a laugh and then a long pause. If they've never complained about a copay, maybe go with a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually telling people to drink instead of going to therapy?

No. It's a joke about how much therapy costs, not a treatment plan. If you can afford therapy, go to therapy.

Where is the design on the shirt?

On the back. The front is blank. You say your piece and walk away without taking questions.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Heavyweight cotton, crew neck.

Is this medical or financial advice?

This is a cotton t-shirt, not a licensed professional. Do not make healthcare decisions based on what your shirt says.