Therapy Is Expensive Alcohol Is Cheaper Tee

The Therapy Is Expensive Alcohol Is Cheaper Tee by Unethical Threads is for anyone who ran the numbers on their mental health and arrived at a financially sound but morally questionable conclusion. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've looked at what a therapist charges per hour and immediately opened a liquor store price comparison tab. Your friend who calls their bar tab 'self-care.'

This is the shirt for everyone who fully agrees therapy is important and also fully agrees that $200 an hour is insane. The copay alone could buy a decent bottle. The deductible could buy a case. You're not proud of the math, but you did it, and here we are.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your emotional baggage and your dryer
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you have enough V-neck energy in your life already
• DTG print for color that won't crack, peel, or ghost you after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this just a drinking shirt?

No. It's a healthcare pricing shirt.

Nobody wearing this is celebrating the bottle. They're mourning the invoice. If you've ever stared at an EOB from your insurance company and laughed so you wouldn't cry, this shirt already belongs to you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt saying I should drink instead of going to therapy?
No. It's pointing out that therapy is expensive, which it is. This is a joke about healthcare costs, not medical or financial advice. Please talk to a professional if you need help.

What sizes does the Therapy Is Expensive Alcohol Is Cheaper Tee come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up.

Does this come in other colors?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your outlook.

Is this a good gift?
If the person you're buying for has ever complained about copays, deductibles, or out-of-network fees, absolutely. It's a crowd-pleaser for anyone who's done the math on what mental healthcare actually costs.