Therapy Is For Quitters Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Therapy Is For Quitters tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who handles their problems the old-fashioned way: by not handling them at all. Printed on the back of the shirt so people can absorb your philosophy as you walk away from their unsolicited advice.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've been told to 'just breathe' one too many times. This is the shirt for your friend who responds to 'have you tried yoga?' with a blank stare. It's also weirdly popular with therapists themselves, which honestly tells you everything you need to know about the profession.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, available S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay sharp through your ongoing commitment to avoidance
• Back print design, because you prefer to make an exit

Can I Give This as a Gift?

Absolutely. It's the perfect gift for someone who keeps canceling their appointments. Also works for anyone who treats retail therapy as their primary coping mechanism. If they don't laugh, they probably needed that therapy after all.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually making fun of therapy?
It's making fun of quitting, if anything. Wear it however you want. We're not your therapist.

Where is the design printed?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, keeping things mysterious until you turn around.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds up well over time. Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine. We believe in you, even if you don't.