Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee is a back print graphic tee from Unethical Threads for anyone who decided a bottle was cheaper than a copay. Self-deprecating, dark, and printed on heavyweight cotton. It says what your friends are already thinking.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've been told to "talk to someone" and decided that someone is a bartender.

If you've ever responded to "how are you?" with a drink order, this is your uniform. It's the shirt for people whose friends have stopped suggesting therapy and started just buying the next round instead. The design sits on the back, so you deliver the punchline as you walk away.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your questionable life choices (and the washing machine)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because at least one thing in your life should be straightforward
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your last three coping mechanisms
• Design printed on the back for maximum exit energy

Does This Work as a Gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift you buy when a self-help book feels too optimistic.

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or the anniversary of that one Thursday that made them switch from wine to whiskey. The Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee ships fast and arrives ready to enable. Pair it with a bottle and a card that just says "I get it."

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL. The relaxed fit works whether you're drowning your sorrows or someone else's.

Where is the design printed?
On the back of the shirt. You deliver the punchline as you walk away. The front is blank, keeping things civil until you turn around.

Will this shirt shrink?
Follow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds its shape. Your emotional stability is a separate issue.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design stays crisp through every wash. Unlike your coping mechanisms, this one holds up.

Is this going to offend someone?
Probably. If someone can't handle a joke about skipping therapy, they might actually need therapy.