Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print graphic tee for anyone whose coping mechanism comes in a bottle. Heavyweight cotton, dark humor on the back, and a message everyone behind you can read loud and clear.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who decided a bottle was cheaper than a copay. This isn't for the mindfulness journal crowd.

It's for the friend who shows up to brunch already self-medicated, the coworker who makes HR nervous, the one who answers every check-in with a drink order. The back print means you can walk away from any conversation and still have the last word. You know exactly who you are.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we see you)
• Crew neck because you're keeping it classic while being absolutely classless
• DTG print for color that stays put through your questionable life choices
• Back print design so you can look normal approaching and unhinged walking away

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone you're comfortable implying has a drinking problem. So, most of your friend group.

Pair it with a bottle of something halfway decent and you've got the most honest birthday present anyone's ever received. Just maybe don't give it to someone who's actually in recovery. Read the room. For everyone else, this is the gift that says "I know you, I accept you, and your coping skills are hilarious."

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Therapy Nah I Have Liquor tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Comfortable whether you're sober or not.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

This is a back print tee. The design is printed on the back of the shirt, so the front stays clean and the people behind you get the full message.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color for the long haul. Your liver might not hold up as well, but the shirt will.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. If you need a shirt that won't make anyone uncomfortable, you're on the wrong website.