Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee

The Therapy Nah I Have Liquor Tee by Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for anyone who looked at their problems, looked at a bottle, and made a financial decision. Heavyweight cotton, front print, and the kind of joke your therapist was afraid you'd make in public.

Who actually wears this?

People who've done the math on therapy copays. Bartenders, nurses, divorced dads, and anyone who's ever said "I'm fine" while visibly not fine.

This shirt skips the whole "I'm working on myself" performance and gets straight to the punchline. Wear it to the bar, the cookout, or the family gathering you were told to "just show up" to. Pairs well with bourbon and a complete lack of follow-through on self-improvement.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, because some things should stay classic
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your motivation to "work on yourself"
• Front print. Everyone sees it. That's the point.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who keeps canceling plans because they "had a long week."

Also great for white elephant exchanges, birthday parties where you don't want to try that hard, and passive-aggressive care packages. Honestly, if you know someone who'd laugh at this, they probably need it. And if they don't laugh, you've learned something important about that person.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt comfortable?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton, preshrunk, and softer than you'd expect from a shirt with this much attitude.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much any body type.

Will the print fade or crack?
The DTG print holds its color. Turn it inside out, wash cold, tumble dry low. That's all it asks of you.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends entirely on your job. Cool boss with a sense of humor? Go for it. Corporate environment? Save it for happy hour.