There Is No Excuse For You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The There Is No Excuse For You Tee by Unethical Threads is a backprint that says exactly what you've been thinking since Tuesday. Six words on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt, and no, you don't need to add anything else.

Who actually wears this?

People who ran out of patience three incidents ago. The friend who already gave chances. The coworker who left the group chat and isn't coming back.

The design lives on the back of the shirt, which is the whole point. You're not looking at anyone when they read it. You're already walking away. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL, because running out of patience is universal.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives being a shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, clean lines, nothing complicated
• DTG printed for color that holds up through the wash cycle (unlike your patience)
• Back print design with a blank front, because you lead with silence

Is this a good gift?

Only if the person has ever sent a text that was just a period. If they've described themselves as "done" more than twice this month, you've found their shirt.

It's one of those gifts that either lands instantly or misses completely. You know which friend this is for. Don't overthink it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The back. The front is blank. You walk forward in silence and the shirt speaks for you on the way out.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your patience with most people.

Is this shirt offensive?
It's a general-purpose verdict. It doesn't name anyone specific, which somehow makes it worse. So, probably.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.