There Is No Excuse For You Tee

The There Is No Excuse For You Tee from Unethical Threads is six words of total dismissal on a shirt. Not a critique, a conclusion. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who have officially run out of patience and want the room to know it.

This is the shirt that replaces the speech you were going to give. It works at family dinners, in group chats, at the office where HR stopped trying. If someone in your life needs to know exactly where they stand, the There Is No Excuse For You Tee handles the delivery.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape better than your excuses
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL (everyone deserves to hear it in comfort)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than most people's patience
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift for the person in your life with zero filter and even less tolerance for nonsense.

You know the one. Replies to the group chat with just 'no.' This is their uniform. Birthday, holiday, or simply because they've earned it by being the only honest person in the room.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the There Is No Excuse For You Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on the product page if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage with proper care. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a blanket verdict aimed at whoever happens to be reading it. No specific target, no specific group. Just six words and total finality.

Where is the print on the shirt?

Front only. Three stacked lines of text, no graphics. Clean, readable, and impossible to miss.