There Is No I In Team But There Is A U In C*nt Tee

The There Is No I In Team But There Is A U In C*nt Tee from Unethical Threads says what every team meeting is already thinking. Heavyweight cotton, DTG-printed graphic tee in a text-only design. No fine print, no subtlety, no apology.

Who actually wears this?

People who've survived one too many team-building exercises and came out worse for it. The coworker who says what the group chat is already saying.

The front reads "THERE IS NO I IN TEAM BUT THERE IS A U IN CUNT" in plain text. No graphics, no softening, no plausible deniability. It's a motivational poster that finally told the truth, and honestly, it's been a long time coming.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because nobody needs a V-neck for this level of hostility
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't quit on you
• Available in black or white, both equally confrontational

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who'd laugh at this, it's one of the best gifts you'll ever give. If you're not sure, you already have your answer.

This works for birthdays, office Secret Santa (if you want to get permanently banned from Secret Santa), or just because you saw it and immediately thought of one specific person. That "one specific person" energy is the whole point.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is there really a U in that word?

Yes. Go ahead and check. We'll wait.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds up well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the text stays sharp.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace. If HR has a sense of humor, go for it. If they don't, you probably need this shirt more than anyone.

Is this going to offend people?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the whole deal.