There Will Be A Missing Planet After I Destroy Uranus Tee (BACKPRINT)

There Will Be A Missing Planet After I Destroy Uranus is an Unethical Threads back-print tee featuring a raccoon astronaut detonating a planet in full color. The front is blank. The announcement is aimed at whoever's behind you, which is exactly how a scheduled demolition should be delivered.

What's actually on the back of this shirt?

A raccoon in an astronaut helmet blowing up the planet Uranus, in full color, surrounded by bold block lettering. The front is completely empty.

The raccoon is tumbling away from the explosion, paws out, looking deeply pleased with what it just did. Orange-red block text reading "THERE WILL BE A MISSING PLANET AFTER I DESTROY URANUS" frames the whole scene, and neither the raccoon nor the planet is sorry about any of this. The design sits across your upper back, so whoever's walking behind you processes the memo at their own pace.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has weight to it. This is not tissue paper with a logo.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.
• Crew neck. The raccoon would have opinions about collar styles, but the raccoon is busy.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid instead of cracking after three washes.
• Available in black or white.

Does this actually work as a gift?

If the person you're shopping for laughs at planetary destruction and appreciates a raccoon in a spacesuit, yes. Immediately yes.

The back-print format means the wearer doesn't even see the design. They just walk around being a mobile demolition notice while everyone behind them reads it. Black or white, S through 4XL.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
Back only. The front of the shirt is completely blank. The raccoon and the explosion live on the upper back.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and the raccoon stays crisp.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Is there a front print version of this design?
Yes. The same Destroy Uranus raccoon astronaut design is available as a front print in a separate listing.