They Hate Us Cause They Anus Tee (BACKPRINT)

The They Hate Us Cause They Anus Tee from Unethical Threads takes the cockiest sports chant in the book and lets it collapse into exactly the word you think it does. Back print only, so the people behind you get the message. You just keep walking.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in trash talk and never looked back.

This is the shirt for the friend who says the thing everyone was thinking, except louder and with worse timing. The They Hate Us Cause They Anus back print hits different when you're leaving a room, a bar, or an argument you just won. Strut energy only.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and deserves one, probably)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL. Nobody's excluded from this level of stupid.
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dignity
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes.

It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh so hard they forget to say thank you. Perfect for fantasy league winners, bachelor parties, or anyone who has ever said "scoreboard" unironically. The back print means they can plead ignorance until someone reads it out loud.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

Three lines, stacked: THEY HATE US / CAUSE THEY / ANUS. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is clean. You reveal the punchline when you walk away.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.