They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee

The They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's been pulled, pushed, redirected, and hassled into oblivion. If your patience is a punchline and your day is a series of people finding new ways to waste your time, this shirt says it all. Loud, frustrated, and not even a little bit sorry.

Who actually wears this?

People who've had it. The coworker who just got "voluntold" for another project. The friend who picks up every check and every slack.

If you've spent the last year getting yanked in twelve directions by people who can't even spell "thank you," the They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee is basically your uniform. It's the shirt equivalent of a deep sigh that everyone in the room understands.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes (looking at you, bargain bin tees)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classic like that
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid even when your patience doesn't
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your reputation after wearing this in public

Is this a good gift?

It's the best kind of gift: one that proves you actually know the person.

Got a friend who complains about their boss, their in-laws, and the self-checkout machine with equal fury? This is their shirt. Wrap it or don't. They'll know exactly why you picked it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the They Jerk Me Every Way But Off Tee run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available from S to 4XL. If you're between sizes, size up.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing locks the colors in for the long haul. Turn it inside out and wash cold for best results.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends on your workplace. We've seen it in cubicles and we've seen the HR emails it generates. Read the room.

What material is this shirt?

Heavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not that tissue-paper-thin stuff that falls apart in the dryer.

Is this a good gift for someone who's always stressed?

Perfect gift. If they're the type who's constantly getting pulled in every direction, they'll feel seen. No explanation needed.