They Only Want My Wiener If I Got Bread Tee (BACKPRINT)

The They Only Want My Wiener If I Got Bread tee from Unethical Threads is a back-print graphic tee for anyone who's noticed that affection tracks suspiciously close to their bank balance. Available in black or white, unisex S to 4XL, with the design on the back so people can read it as you walk away.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through it. The ones who learned the hard way that romance and finances are way more tangled than they should be.

This isn't an angry shirt. It's the kind of wry observation you make after you've been burned enough times to find it funny. Pair it with a smirk and let the person behind you in the checkout line figure out the rest.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to survive laundry day and your questionable life choices.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. Room for everybody.
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. Nothing wrong with that.
• DTG print. Colors stay put, which is more than you can say for some people.
• Back print design. Front is blank. Your exit gets the punchline.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's not a bug.

If a wiener-and-bread joke on someone's back makes you uncomfortable, Unethical Threads is probably not your store. For everyone else, it's just a Tuesday. Makes a great gift for the friend who never stops complaining about their dating life.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does 'They Only Want My Wiener If I Got Bread' mean?

It means exactly what you think it means. If you need it explained, this might not be your shirt.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The back. Front is blank. You make your statement on the way out.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much everybody.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast most of your relationships.

Does this shirt come in other colors?

Black and white. Pick your fighter.