*NEW* They Say You Are What You Eat?! Tee

The They Say You Are What You Eat?! Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. A terrified cat, a filthy double entendre, and the kind of shirt that makes people read it twice then snort-laugh in public. You're welcome.

Who actually wears this?

People who don't need jokes explained to them. Cat people with dirty minds, anyone who's ever cleared a room with a punchline, and honestly, a surprising number of gift-givers who want to watch someone unwrap this at a birthday party. It's a vibe check in cotton form, and most people pass.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so everyone gets to play
• Classic crew neck, nothing experimental, just a solid shirt
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes
• Pairs well with poor decisions and even worse jokes

Is this a good gift?

It's a fantastic gift. It's the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I'm not sorry about it." Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, bachelorette parties, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. If you have to wonder whether they'd think it's funny, they won't. But you already know who this is for.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs pretty standard. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people are happy with their usual pick.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is embedded in the fabric. No peeling, no cracking, colors stay put.

Can I wear this around my family?
That depends entirely on your family. Some families would frame this. Others would schedule an intervention. You know which one yours is.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone gets access to bad decisions.