They Took My Oil Too Tee

The They Took My Oil Too Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint that puts Diddy and Maduro in the same sentence. Exactly as unhinged as it sounds. Two guys, two very different crimes, one deeply stupid t-shirt.

Who is this shirt even for?

People who read the headline and laughed before they could stop themselves. If you've ever sent a meme to a group chat that got you temporarily muted, this is your uniform.

The intersection of international oil politics and celebrity mugshots is a narrow Venn diagram, and this tee lives right in the middle of it. You don't need to explain it. The people who get it, get it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Back print only, because the front is for eye contact and plausible deniability

Will this get me in trouble?

Probably not legal trouble, which is more than Diddy or Maduro can say.

It might earn you a look from someone at the grocery store. It will definitely earn you a nod from the one person in the room who gets it. That's your new best friend. Worst case, someone asks what it means, and you get to decide how much chaos you want to introduce into that conversation.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "They Took My Oil Too" mean?

It's a meme mashup referencing Diddy's legal situation and Maduro's oil-rich dictatorship. The joke is the crossover. If you need more than that, this probably isn't your shirt.

Is this printed on the front or back?

Back print only. The front stays clean so you can face people with a straight face before they walk behind you and lose it.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who sends unhinged political memes at 2 AM, yes. If you're buying for your boss, read the room first.