*NEW* Think Outside "The Box" Tee

The Think Outside "The Box" Tee from Unethical Threads takes a tired corporate catchphrase and sends it exactly where your mind already went. This is a shirt for people who heard "think outside the box" in a meeting and took it somewhere HR can't follow. You know who you are.

Who's actually buying this?

People who don't need a creativity seminar. They just need a pillow and some privacy.

If you've ever been told you have a one-track mind and took it as a compliment, congrats, this is your uniform. It pairs well with poor decisions and zero shame.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• Direct-to-garment printed, so the colors stay locked in, not cracking off like cheap iron-ons
• Pre-shrunk. What you order is what you get.

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, yes.

For the friend who always takes it too far, the partner who appreciates a visual aid, or that one coworker you're quietly trying to get uninvited from the holiday party. Wrap it. Hand it over. Enjoy the ugly-laugh.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get. Same fit after washing.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. The direct-to-garment printing puts the ink into the fabric, not on top of it. It holds up.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.