Third Leg Tee (Black)

The Third Leg Tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who wants to brag about something without technically saying a word. Black tee, downward arrow, three words you can't unhear. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People with confidence to spare and a very specific sense of humor.

This is the shirt that shows up to the barbecue and immediately becomes the main character. It pairs well with board shorts, a cold beer, and the complete inability to read a room. Or the ability. Honestly, it works either way.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual garment, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (because third legs come in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't bail on you
• Black. The only color that matches this energy.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift.

If someone in your life has ever made the joke, this is their shirt. Bachelor parties, birthdays, that Secret Santa where you want to get permanently banned from the gift exchange. The Third Leg Tee does the heavy lifting so you don't have to write a card.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually have an arrow pointing down?
Yes. A big one. Pointing exactly where you think it's pointing.

What sizes does the Third Leg Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Relaxed unisex fit, so it works on everybody.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Wash it normally and it holds up.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.