This Is My Drinking T-Shirt Tee (BACKPRINT)

This Is My Drinking T-Shirt from Unethical Threads puts the entire vice catalog on your back. Bottles, shot glasses, playing cards, dice, and cigarettes crowd around the title in a dense printed collage. Available in black or white, sizes S to 4XL.

What makes this different from every other drinking shirt?

The artwork. Most "This Is My Drinking T-Shirt" designs out there are plain text on a blank shirt, which is fine if you want to look like a gas station receipt.

This one crams the declaration inside a dense collage of every vice you've ever blamed on a long weekend: whiskey bottles, cocktail glasses, scattered playing cards, rolling dice, lit cigarettes. The whole back of the shirt is a visual inventory of bad decisions. You don't just read it. You take it in.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a costume-store afterthought
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because poor choices come in every size
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG printed so the collage keeps its detail through countless washes
• Back print design so you can walk away from conversations with a statement

Does this actually work as a gift?

Yes. If someone in your life has ever said "I need a drink" as a personality trait, you just found their uniform.

Pair it with a six-pack and a knowing look. You don't need to wrap it. The shirt is its own punchline.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black or white.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?
The DTG printing method keeps colors and detail intact through regular washing. Turn inside out and wash cold for the best results.

Is this shirt actually for drinking in?
That's between you and your bartender.