This Is My Drinking T-Shirt Tee

The This Is My Drinking T-Shirt tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it claims to be, with receipts. The artwork packs the phrase into a dense collage of bottles, shot glasses, playing cards, dice, and cigarettes. The declaration and all the supporting evidence, on one shirt.

What makes this different from every other drinking shirt?

The artwork. Every other version of this shirt is just the phrase in a font someone picked in about four seconds. This one buries the text in a chaotic collage of every vice your mom warned you about. Bottles, glasses, playing cards, dice, cigarettes, all crammed together like the bottom of a drawer after a long weekend. The clutter is the entire point. Your shirt doesn't just announce you drink. It presents a portfolio of evidence.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate into a crop top after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because poor decisions come in every size
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the collage keeps its detail and color instead of cracking off in the dryer
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for someone who drinks?

It's almost too easy. If someone in your life has ever used "it's five o'clock somewhere" without irony, hand them this shirt and watch them light up. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, retirement, or any occasion where the dress code is already a lost cause. The collage artwork makes it look like you put in more effort than you did.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the This Is My Drinking T-Shirt tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds its color well. Wash cold, turn it inside out, and it'll outlast your liver.

What's the actual design on this shirt?
The phrase "This Is My Drinking T-Shirt" surrounded by a dense collage of bottles, glasses, playing cards, dice, and cigarettes. It's not just text.

Does it come in different colors?
Black or white.

Is this shirt appropriate as a gift?
If the person drinks and has a sense of humor, absolutely. If they're in recovery, read the room.