This Is The Ass Of A Killer Bella T Shirt

Unethical Threads took one of cinema's most dramatically unnecessary scenes and made it worse. The This Is The Ass Of A Killer Bella tee is for everyone who watched Edward step into the sunlight and thought, sure, but what about the other reveal. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

People who quote Twilight ironically but have also seen it seven times. The kind of person who has strong opinions about Team Edward vs. Team Jacob but will never admit it sober.

This shirt doesn't need context. Either someone gets the reference and laughs, or they don't and they stare. Both outcomes work.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not like something you'd get free at a blood drive
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because terrible taste is universal
• Classic crew neck, nothing wild, the print does the talking
• DTG printed directly into the fabric so the joke stays sharp for years
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after your post-Twilight-marathon shame spiral

Does this actually make a good gift?

It makes an excellent gift if you know your audience. Got a friend still quietly in their Twilight phase? This is the move.

Got a coworker who quotes the movies at lunch? Even better. If the recipient has never seen Twilight, this shirt becomes a confusing mystery, and honestly that's also a win.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about Twilight?

Yes. It's a play on Edward Cullen's iconic "this is the skin of a killer" line. We just adjusted the anatomy slightly.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric so the colors stay locked in. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, you're probably fine. If not, save it for the weekend.

What does "This Is The Ass Of A Killer Bella" mean?

It's a twist on Edward's dramatic reveal scene in Twilight where he says "this is the skin of a killer, Bella." We took creative liberties with which body part he's showing off.