This Is The Ass Of A Killer Bella T Shirt (BACKPRINT)

This Is The Ass Of A Killer Bella is an Unethical Threads backprint tee that does exactly what you think it does. Takes the most dramatically stupid line in Twilight history and redirects it south. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, zero shame.

Who actually wears this?

People who watched all five movies and still showed up to the theater every time. Twilight fans who love the saga but know the dialogue was completely unhinged from minute one. This shirt is for the friend in the group chat who sends the memes, not the one who gets offended by them.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need reinventing
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than Edward lasted in New Moon
• Full backprint design with a blank front (stealth mode until you walk away)

Is this a good gift for a Twilight fan?

If they quote the movies ironically and own it, this is the gift. If they have a body pillow of Jacob, proceed with caution. The sweet spot is someone who genuinely loves Twilight but can laugh at how absurd it all was. That's most of us at this point.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this printed on the back of the shirt?

Yes. This Is The Ass Of A Killer Bella is a full backprint design. The front is blank so the reveal hits when you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is built to hold its color. Turn it inside out, cold wash, and it'll stay looking sharp.

Is this a good gift for a Twilight fan?

If they quote the movies and have a sense of humor about it, absolutely. If they think Edward is a real person, maybe skip this one.