This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee

Unethical Threads' This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee is a deadpan mood-ring parody on heavyweight cotton. Text only, no graphics, no plausible deniability. The black version has some explaining to do.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in humor and refuse to come down. This is the shirt for anyone who's ever wished a mood ring was less subtle and significantly more inappropriate.

It plays at barbecues, house parties, and anywhere you want to establish yourself as the person nobody should leave unsupervised. It only comes in black, which tells you everything you need to know about the wearer.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like that festival shirt you pretend you never owned
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because horniness has no size limit
• Crew neck, classic and unfussy
• DTG print for color that actually lasts (unlike your last situationship)
• Available in black, and only black. The colour is the punchline, so there isn't a second option.

Is this a good gift?

It is an incredible gift for exactly the right person and an HR incident for the wrong one. You already know which friend this is for.

Works for birthdays, White Elephant, bachelor parties, or any occasion where "thoughtful" was never really the goal. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually change color?

No. It is always the color you ordered. That's the whole bit.

What sizes does the This Shirt Turns Black When I'm Horny Tee come in?

It runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape. We can't help you with the other kind of shrinkage.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

The DTG printing process bonds the ink into the fabric fibers. It won't crack, peel, or fade after washing.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.