This Shirt Turns White When I'm Horny Tee

The This Shirt Turns White When I'm Horny tee from Unethical Threads is a white shirt. It has always been a white shirt. If you need more explanation than that, this one probably isn't for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who like making an entire room slightly uncomfortable without opening their mouth. This is deadpan humor in cotton form.

You put it on, walk into a room, and let people work it out for themselves. They read it, they look at the shirt, and then they either laugh or leave. Both outcomes work. Great for parties, errands, and family events you weren't planning to get invited back to.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck (groundbreaking, we know)
• DTG printed so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack, peel, or give up on life after three washes
• Available in white. Obviously.

Is this a good gift?

Aggressively so.

If someone in your life has the kind of humor that makes HR departments nervous, this is the move. It's the rare gift where the recipient will actually wear it instead of saying "oh cool" and burying it in a drawer. Works for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or just letting someone know you truly get them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually change color?
No. It is white. That is the entire point.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
It's DTG printed directly into the fabric. The text stays crisp and won't crack or peel.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels substantial, not like you're wearing a suggestion of a shirt.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your continued employment there.