Tice Nits Tee

The Tice Nits Tee from Unethical Threads is a spoonerism of "nice tits" on a black heavyweight cotton tee. White text, no graphics, full deniability. The kind of joke you wear to a family barbecue and see who catches it first.

How obvious is it?

Barely. Most people will read "Tice Nits" and move on with their lives. The ones who get it are the ones you want to be friends with anyway.

It works as a dyslexia gag, a linguistics nerd flex, or a way to compliment someone without HR getting involved. Black shirt, white block text, nothing else on it. No logos, no fine print, no explanation. Just two words doing a lot of heavy lifting.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go sheer after a few washes (relevant when your chest text is already suggestive)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck here would be too on the nose
• DTG print (direct-to-garment) for color that won't crack, peel, or fade into illegibility
• Black and white only. No graphics, no brand marks. Just the words.

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes, if the recipient has a sense of humor and at least one brain cell to rub against the letters.

This is the shirt for the friend who sends you memes at 2am. The coworker who says the quiet part loud. The sibling who peaked at roasting people in middle school and never came back down. Sizes go up to 4XL, so you've got no excuse to skip anyone on your list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Tice Nits mean?
Tice Nits is a spoonerism of "nice tits." Swap the first letters back and there it is. The kind of shirt that rewards a double take.

What sizes does the Tice Nits Tee come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. DTG printing bonds ink into the fabric rather than sitting on top. It holds up wash after wash.

Is this shirt see-through?
No. Heavyweight cotton keeps everything underneath to yourself.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how fast you can play dumb.