Till Death Do Us Part Tee

The Till Death Do Us Part tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone who's made a lifelong commitment, and not the kind that involves a ring. You already know what this is about. So does everyone who sees you wearing it.

Who Actually Wears This?

People in committed relationships. With ass.

If you see "Till Death Do Us Part" and your brain goes somewhere the priest didn't intend, congratulations. You're our people. Wear it to the bar, to brunch, to your in-laws' house if you're feeling brave. Nobody's going to ask you to explain it. They already know.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin from a gas station
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (your commitment is valid at every size)
• Crew neck, because we have some standards
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after three washes like your last situationship
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after you've eaten your way through life

Is This a Good Gift?

Only if you know the person well enough.

If their dedication to the cause is public knowledge, this is a hall-of-fame-level gift. If you have to explain the joke, wrong person. Get them a candle or something. This tee is for the friend who already has a reputation and has chosen to lean into it permanently.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Till Death Do Us Part tee actually about what I think it's about?

We can neither confirm nor deny. But also yes.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everyone can represent.

Will this shirt shrink?

Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. It holds up better than most of your relationships.

Does the print fade or crack?

DTG printing keeps the design locked in wash after wash. Your dedication deserves better than a cracked graphic.

Can I wear this to a wedding?

Technically, yes. Whether you should is between you and whatever's left of your dignity.