Told Myself To Stop Drinking But Im Not Gonna Listen To An Alcoholic Tee

The Told Myself To Stop Drinking But Im Not Gonna Listen To An Alcoholic Tee from Unethical Threads is a front-print graphic tee for anyone whose inner dialogue is just two drunks arguing. White all-caps text on heavyweight cotton. The logic is airtight if you don't think about it.

Who Actually Wears This?

The friend who shows up to brunch already warmed up.

Bar regulars. Beer league MVPs. The guy whose wedding toast was 40% apology. Anyone whose loved ones stopped pretending to be surprised three Christmases ago. If you recognized yourself in that lineup, the shirt is doing its job.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles spills and regret equally well
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because poor decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG print, so the colors outlast your resolutions
• Front print only, white all-caps text

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

One of the best.

This is the go-to for Father's Day, birthdays, St. Patrick's Day, or just a random Tuesday when you see it and think of someone immediately. If you know who this shirt is for, you already know. They're going to wear it to Thanksgiving.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It runs true to size in a relaxed, unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes. Available from S to 4XL.

Is this a front or back print?
Front print only. White all-caps text on the chest, nothing on the back.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it, but it handles normal laundry just fine.

Is this a good gift for someone who drinks?
It might be the most accurate gift you ever give them. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where the recipient has a well-documented relationship with ignoring good advice.