Too Poor For The Hot Republican Girls Too Racist For The Hot Democrat Girls Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Too Poor For The Hot Republican Girls Too Racist For The Hot Democrat Girls Tee from Unethical Threads is your entire political dating life summed up in one back print. Available in black or white, because both sides of the aisle deserve to read your failures as you walk away.

Who wears a shirt that roasts both parties?

People who've been rejected across the entire political spectrum and decided to make it everyone else's problem.

This is the shirt for the person who swipes right on everyone and still ends up alone on election night. Not because you're picky. Because you're the wrong kind of broke for one side and the wrong kind of problematic for the other. It's called range.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your political convictions
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Fits across the aisle.
• Crew neck. Classic. Unlike your dating strategy.
• DTG print for color that won't fade, even if your beliefs do
• Back print design so people can enjoy your self-deprecation as you leave

Can I wear this on a date?

You can. You probably shouldn't. But you can.

Look, if your date laughs, you've found someone worth keeping. If they don't, you just saved yourself three weeks of pretending to have opinions about brunch. Consider it a personality filter you can throw in the wash.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

It offends both sides equally, which is kind of the point. If you can't laugh at your own political no-man's-land, this probably isn't your brand.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you lean left, right, or just forward into your drink.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back print. The full text is printed on the back of the shirt so everyone behind you gets the memo.

Will the print hold up in the wash?

DTG printed for lasting color. It'll outlast most of your political opinions and definitely your last relationship.