Too Poor For The Hot Republican Girls Too Racist For The Hot Democrat Girls Tee

The Too Poor For The Hot Republican Girls Too Racist For The Hot Democrat Girls Tee from Unethical Threads is a self-own about being undateable across party lines. Politically homeless, romantically doomed, and honest about it. Heavyweight cotton tee in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

Anyone who's been rejected by both parties, figuratively and literally. The bipartisan rejects.

You swiped right on the hot conservative and got unmatched when she saw your apartment. You tried the artsy leftist and got blocked after a take you thought was pretty mild. This shirt is for the people who just want to date someone without passing a purity test first.

• Heavyweight cotton, not the see-through stuff
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that outlasts your political convictions
• Available in black or white

Will This Get Me a Date?

Statistically unlikely, but at least you'll be honest about why.

Look, the shirt is basically a warning label. But some people find that level of self-deprecation attractive. Worst case, you get a laugh. Best case, you find someone who's also too politically confused to be picky.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart for your best match.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton, so expect minimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this shirt offensive?
It's a self-own about being undateable across party lines. If that offends someone, they might be proving the shirt's point.

What colors does it come in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your political identity crisis.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving dinner?
You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should wear it to Thanksgiving depends entirely on how much you enjoy family arguments.