Toyotathon Tee

The Toyotathon Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who treats Toyota's annual sales event like a national holiday (which it is). If "You can go to hell, I'm going to Toyotathon" sounds less like a joke and more like your actual worldview, stop explaining yourself. Wear the shirt.

Who actually wears a Toyotathon shirt?

You. Specifically you, the person who has gotten emotional during a year-end Toyota commercial.

You've got a strong opinion about the Camry. You've tried explaining 0% APR financing to someone at a party like it was the gospel. This shirt replaces that whole conversation.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels more expensive than your monthly car payment
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because Toyotathon doesn't discriminate
• Crew neck, classic cut. No weird collar situations.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the design outlasts your lease
• Preshrunk. Fits the same on day one and day three hundred.

Should I buy this for my Toyota friend?

Yes. Immediately.

If they've ever said "let me tell you about Toyotathon" at a party, they need this shirt. Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, whatever. You're not buying them a tee. You're validating years of personality that nobody else in their life has acknowledged.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Toyotathon Tee made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a DTG (direct-to-garment) print. Soft, durable, and preshrunk so the fit stays consistent.

What sizes does the Toyotathon Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for measurements.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric fibers, so the design holds up through every wash.

Is this an official Toyota product?
No. This is a humor tee from Unethical Threads. Not affiliated with Toyota or any dealership. We just respect Toyotathon as an institution.

Can I wear this to a Toyota dealership?
You absolutely should. No guarantees on a better deal, but the salespeople will respect the commitment.