Trust Me Bro The Stripper Actually Likes You Tee

The Trust Me Bro The Stripper Actually Likes You Tee from Unethical Threads is for the guy who's absolutely sure he has a real connection at the club. Four lines of pure, unsourced confidence on a heavyweight cotton tee in black or white. No evidence included.

Who Actually Wears This?

The friend who tells you "no seriously, she gave me her real number" in the parking lot afterward.

Bachelor party crews, the confidently wrong, anyone who peaked during a lap dance and never came back down. It's a self-roast for people who can laugh at themselves, which already puts them ahead of whoever inspired the purchase.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle as many bad decisions as you can
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, classic and reliable (unlike his read on the situation)
• DTG print for color that won't crack, peel, or fade
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It might be the best gift.

If you know someone who has ever said the words "she's different" about a woman whose literal job is making him feel special, this shirt is the move. Bachelor parties, birthdays, roast-worthy moments. It says what the group chat has been saying for months, just printed on cotton.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt offensive?

Only to guys who are currently convinced the stripper actually likes them. Everyone else will laugh.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Size up if you like it loose.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing means the design won't crack, peel, or fade. It'll outlast whatever delusion inspired the purchase.

Does this come in other colors?

Black and white. Pick the one that matches your level of denial.

Can I wear this to the club?

You absolutely can. Whether the staff appreciates the honesty is between you and them.