Turn Down The Radio There Are Pocs And I Have Durgs In The Turnk Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Turn Down The Radio There Are Pocs And I Have Durgs In The Turnk Tee from Unethical Threads is pure panic, misspelled. The kind of sentence your mouth produces when your brain has already left the vehicle. Printed on the back of the shirt, because some things belong behind you.

What kind of person wears this?

Someone who's been in that car. You know the one.

This is for the friend who spots a cop and immediately loses all motor function, including speech. The one who tells the story later and still can't get the words out in the right order. Available in black or white, so you can match your shirt to your fight-or-flight response.

• Heavyweight cotton. Handles stress better than the wearer
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room to breathe, even when you can't
• Crew neck. Clean up top, chaos out back
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your composure
• Back print design. They read it as you walk away. Or run

Does this work as a gift?

Perfectly. Buy it for the person who tells this exact kind of story after one drink.

If you know someone who has ever hissed "act natural" at a passenger while doing 4 under the speed limit, congratulations. You found their shirt. It's not a gag gift. It's a memoir.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are the misspellings on this shirt intentional?

Every single one. The scrambled words are the entire point. Please do not email us about typos.

Where is the design printed on the shirt?

On the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt available in different colors?

It comes in black or white.

Will the print hold up after washing?

The DTG print holds its color. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to baby it.