Turn Down The Radio There Are Pocs And I Have Durgs In The Turnk Tee

The Turn Down The Radio There Are Pocs And I Have Durgs In The Turnk Tee from Unethical Threads captures the exact moment your mouth stops cooperating with your brain. Every word is scrambled because the wearer is too far gone to speak straight. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who wears a shirt that says Durgs on it?

People who've lived the moment. You know the one.

You're behind the wheel, you spot the lights, and suddenly your mouth forgets how English works. This shirt is a monument to that exact second where your brain and your lips go their separate ways. If you've never hissed "turn down the radio" at someone while white-knuckling a steering wheel, you might not get the full experience.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (room for panic breathing)
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG print that locks color into the fabric, not sitting on top waiting to crack
• Available in black or white

Can I wear this around cops?

Technically yes. Legally you're fine.

The misspellings give you just enough plausible deniability to claim you're wearing a shirt about pocs and durgs, which aren't real things. Whether the officer at your window buys that is between you and the universe. We sell the shirt, not the alibi.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "pocs" and "durgs" mean on this shirt?

Pocs is cops. Durgs is drugs. Turnk is trunk. The whole phrase is scrambled because the person saying it is panicking too hard to speak correctly.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does this shirt come in different colors?

Yes. It's available in black or white.

Will the print hold up after washing?

The DTG print locks color into the fabric. Turn it inside out and cold wash if you want to baby it, but it's not fragile.