Two In The Pink One In The Stink Funny Sex Joke Inappropriate Adult Humor Tee

Unethical Threads presents the Two In The Pink, One In The Stink tee. It's exactly what you think it is. A filthy hand gesture immortalized on heavyweight cotton for anyone who peaked in humor around age 15 and never looked back.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's ever made the shocker gesture at a party and gotten either a high five or a drink thrown in their face. This shirt is for the person in the group chat who sends things that make everyone else check if their boss is looking over their shoulder. College students, bachelor party crews, your friend who thinks being inappropriate is a personality trait. It is.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions and your washing machine
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because bad taste comes in every size
• Crew neck, because a V-neck on this shirt would just be trying too hard
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color longer than most of your relationships
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after laundry day, assuming you have one

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's the entire point. If you're the type who checks the room before telling a joke, this probably isn't your shirt. But if your love language is making people uncomfortable at family gatherings, congratulations. You've found your uniform.

This is an adult humor tee for adults who never fully grew up. We respect that here at Unethical Threads.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about what I think it's about?

Yes. We're not going to explain it here. If you know, you know.

What sizes does the Two In The Pink tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not a cheap iron-on. Wash inside out on cold for best results, but it holds up either way.

Is this a good gag gift?

It's a perfect gag gift. Bachelor parties, White Elephant, birthdays for the most unhinged person you know.