Two Seater Hoodie

The Two Seater hoodie from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. You've got two open seats and you're not shy about letting people know where they are. Arrows included, for the directionally challenged.

Who actually wears this?

People with confidence and a complete lack of shame.

This is the hoodie you throw on when you want the room to know you're fully booked but still taking reservations. It's also the fastest way to find out who in your crew actually has a sense of humor and who's going to pretend they didn't read it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper giveaway from a career fair
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL (everyone deserves a two seater)
• Crew neck, because a V-neck on this design would be doing too much
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the graphic won't crack, peel, or ghost you after five washes
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after laundry day as it did when you impulse bought it

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift if you know the person well enough to give it to them.

This is not a Secret Santa pick for your coworker Janet in accounting. This is for your best friend, your partner, or that one cousin who sends the worst memes in the group chat. If you have to ask whether they'd find it funny, they won't.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this hoodie run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. Sizes run S to 4XL.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up either way.

Is this hoodie thick or thin?

Thick. It's heavyweight cotton, not the see-through stuff you get from fast fashion sites.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you're comfortable being looked at. Libraries, grocery stores, family reunions. Your call.

What does "two seater" mean?

If you have to ask, this might not be the hoodie for you.