Two Seater Sweatshirt

The Two Seater sweatshirt from Unethical Threads says what you're too polite to say out loud. It's a heavyweight crewneck with a graphic that speaks for itself. If you get it, you get it, and if you don't, honestly, good for you.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and a healthy disregard for polite company.

The Two Seater shows up at barbecues, house parties, and anywhere you'd rather let your chest do the talking. It's a personality test disguised as a crewneck.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like it costs money, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because everyone deserves a seat
• Crew neck. You're inappropriate, not uncivilized.
• DTG printed, so the colors outlast your relationships
• Machine washable. Your choices are questionable but at least your laundry routine doesn't have to be.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift for someone you actually know well enough to give it to.

This is not a Secret Santa pick for the coworker you met last Tuesday. This is for your best friend, your partner who gets your humor, or yourself, because you earned it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the Two Seater sweatshirt run true to size?

It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you want it snug, go with your normal size. If you like it loose, size up one.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't boil it like pasta.

Is the print going to crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It's not a cheap iron-on from 2004.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table, probably. If your office has HR, read the room first.

What does Two Seater mean on a shirt?

If you have to ask, this might not be the sweatshirt for you. But we respect the curiosity.