Unemployed But Her Feet Gave Me A Job Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Unemployed But Her Feet Gave Me A Job tee is Unethical Threads at peak dirtbag poetry. A foot-fetish pun in pink lettering, printed big across the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. For people who know exactly what this means and bought it anyway.

Who's actually wearing this?

People with a very specific sense of humor and zero interest in explaining themselves.

This is the shirt you throw on when your search history is your personality and you've made peace with that. The pink lettering on the back makes sure everyone behind you in line gets the full experience. It's not trying to be subtle. That was never the point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (your body, your fetish, your size)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't quit on you
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Only if you really know the person.

This is not a guess-and-hope gift. You need to know their sense of humor (and possibly their browser history) before checkout. If you know someone who'd wear Unemployed But Her Feet Gave Me A Job proudly on their back, they're going to love you for it. Or at least respect you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so you control the reveal.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing holds up well. Follow the care instructions and the pink stays pink.

Is this shirt available in different colors?

It comes in black or white. The pink lettering looks good on both.

Will this offend people?

If they get the joke, maybe. If they don't, they'll just be confused. Either way, not your problem.