Unemployed But Her Feet Gave Me A Job Tee

The Unemployed But Her Feet Gave Me A Job Tee by Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like, printed in pink on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white. Your questionable taste deserves options.

Who actually wears this?

People with a specific internet history and zero shame about it.

The kind of person who drops this reference in a group chat and watches the room divide. Half laugh. Half pretend they don't understand, which is somehow funnier than the shirt itself.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, we thought of you)
• Crew neck because V-necks are for job interviews you're clearly not attending
• DTG printed so the pink ink stays as loud as your personality
• Available in black or white, pick your flavor of shameless

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone's search history well enough to buy this, you're either their best friend or their therapist.

This is a deeply specific shirt. It's not something you grab at random. It's the gift you give someone when you both know, and neither of you is apologizing for it. Wrap it or don't. The reaction will be the same.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Unemployed But Her Feet Gave Me A Job Tee come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black or white. Both feature the same pink graphic.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is the print durable?
DTG printed for color that lasts. It won't crack or peel like cheap heat transfers.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that's between you and whatever energy you're trying to project.