AAA Vote for Biden Shirt

The Vote for Biden shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is, except worse. Hunter Biden in a bikini with "vote for Biden" slapped across it. Political satire for people who peaked in the group chat.

Who actually wears this?

People who send memes to the family text thread knowing full well Aunt Linda is going to call. You wear this to the cookout, the bar, the voting booth if you've got the nerve.

It's a political humor shirt for people who treat elections like entertainment, which, honestly, they kind of are at this point. The Vote for Biden shirt isn't subtle and it's not trying to be.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after two washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because political satire has no size limit
• Classic crew neck, nothing fancy, nothing needed
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so Hunter's bikini stays crisp wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk so it fits like it did when you had the guts to buy it

Will this offend someone?

Yes. That's the whole point.

If you're buying a shirt with Hunter Biden in a bikini, you already know you're not playing it safe. Both sides of the aisle have something to say about this one, which means you're doing it right. This is a political joke shirt, not a campaign endorsement. You're not running for office. Probably.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a Republican shirt or a Democrat shirt?
It's a "neither side is safe" shirt. We make fun of everyone. That's the Unethical Threads promise.

What sizes does the Vote for Biden shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. DTG printing means the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up wash after wash.

Can I wear this to Thanksgiving dinner?
You can. Should you? That depends on how much you enjoy watching your relatives argue. We say go for it.

Is this shirt actually about Joe Biden?
Look at the shirt. That's Hunter in a bikini. We'll let you draw your own conclusions.