Wait One Second I Almost Built Up Enough Confidence To Talk To You Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Wait One Second I Almost Built Up Enough Confidence To Talk To You tee is a back print shirt from Unethical Threads for everyone who rehearses conversations in the shower and still chokes. Available in black or white, it finally says what you were going to say.

Who actually wears this?

People who open their mouth at parties and nothing comes out. Introverts, overthinkers, the clinically awkward. If you've ever practiced small talk in a mirror, this shirt does the talking for you (via the back, so people read it as you walk away from the conversation you never started).

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your social skills
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not that adventurous
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually sticks around
• Design on the back. The front says nothing, just like you at that party.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. Buy it for the friend who takes 45 minutes to order at a restaurant. The back of this shirt is basically their internal monologue printed on heavyweight cotton. They'll wear it, and nobody will have to ask why they're standing alone.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does this shirt say?

The back reads Wait One Second I Almost Built Up Enough Confidence To Talk To You. The front is blank, just like your mind when someone says hi.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Size based on how visible you want to be.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front stays clean. Think of it as your poker face.

Will this shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll outlast most of your friendships.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

It's about being shy, not being rude. You're fine. Probably.