Wait One Second I Almost Built Up Enough Confidence To Talk To You Tee

The Wait One Second I Almost Built Up Enough Confidence To Talk To You tee is Unethical Threads' tribute to everyone who rehearsed a sentence fourteen times and still didn't say it. Socially anxious humor on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. For introverts who want credit for almost trying.

Who actually wears this?

People who have a whole personality but need 45 minutes of silence before they show it to you.

The kind of person who types a text, deletes it, retypes it, and then puts the phone down. If you've ever made eye contact with someone across a room and immediately looked at your shoes, this shirt was designed for you. It says what you were going to say. Eventually. Maybe.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not flimsy
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because anxiety doesn't have a dress code
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your confidence
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for a shy friend?

Yes, and they'll appreciate it quietly without telling you.

This is the shirt you get for the person in your group chat who only reacts with emojis. They'll wear it, someone will read it out loud, and your friend will finally feel seen without having to explain themselves. Honestly, it's a public service.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.

Is the print going to fade after a few washes?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. It'll outlast most of your friendships.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black and white. Sometimes restraint is the move.

Is this shirt actually funny or just "funny"?

If you've ever abandoned a conversation before starting it, you already know. This one lands.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Your confidence might take longer.