AAA Waiter More Toddlers Please Tee

The Waiter More Toddlers Please tee from Unethical Threads features a pitbull politely requesting seconds. If you know, you know. This is dark humor apparel for people who laugh at the things you're not supposed to laugh at.

Who actually wears this?

Dog people. Specifically, pitbull owners who are tired of the looks and decided to lean all the way in.

Also anyone who treats their friend group's group chat like a competition to post the most unhinged content. If your humor got you put on a watchlist at HR, you already own three of our shirts. This one just completes the collection.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because terrible humor comes in every size
• Crew neck, nothing fancy, nothing to distract from the crime on your chest
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid even after your in-laws make you wash it in shame
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after the hot wash your conscience told you to run

Is this actually a good gift?

For the right person, absolutely.

If you know someone who already has a reputation for being "the one who takes it too far," this is basically a uniform. Perfect for white elephant exchanges where you want to win without technically breaking any rules. Not recommended for your kid's teacher. Probably.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Waiter More Toddlers Please tee offensive?
That depends entirely on who's reading it. We made it for people with a dark sense of humor who don't need a warning label on their wardrobe.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print won't fade on you. Turn it inside out, cold wash, and hang dry if you want it looking fresh for years.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?
Yes. Check our return policy page for details on exchanges and refunds.

Is this shirt only for pitbull owners?
Not even close. Anyone who gets the joke is welcome. Pitbull ownership is optional, questionable humor is mandatory.