Wake Up Sluts It's Time To Sin Tee

The Wake Up Sluts It's Time To Sin tee from Unethical Threads is your group chat's unhinged morning energy turned into heavyweight cotton. No cartoon mascot, no clip art. Just the phrase, doing all the work. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who's actually wearing this?

People whose friend group communicates exclusively through insults and chaos. You know exactly who you are.

This is a shirt for the person who sends 'wake up' texts at 7am on a Saturday because they've already decided everyone is doing something unhinged today. The phrase works because everyone in that circle knows 'sluts' is a term of endearment and 'sin' means leaving the house to make questionable decisions. If you have to explain the joke to someone, they're not coming.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because degenerates can have classic taste
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through the entire regret cycle
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

For the right person, absolutely.

You already know who in your life this is for. The friend with no filter. The one the group chat is named after. The person who makes every bad idea sound fun. Get it for them and watch them lose it. Do not, under any circumstances, give this to a coworker you've spoken to twice.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true with a little room. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What does 'Wake Up Sluts It's Time To Sin' mean?

It's a chaotic morning rally cry for friend groups who roast each other as a love language. 'Sin' just means going out and making questionable choices together.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, not a cheap iron-on. Turn it inside out when you wash it and it'll hold up.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black and white. Pick your fighter.

Will this shirt offend people?

Probably. That's sort of the point. If your social circle can't handle affectionate profanity, maybe start with something tamer.