Wanna Be A Single Mom Tee

The Wanna Be A Single Mom Tee from Unethical Threads prints the worst pickup line ever committed to cotton. It's a proposal, a warning, and a red flag all in one sentence. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that their romantic life is a cautionary tale.

If you've ever opened a dating app and immediately closed it out of respect for everyone on there, this is your uniform. It hits hardest on someone who knows exactly how terrible it sounds and put it on anyway. The question mark on this thing is doing more heavy lifting than any apology you've ever given.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL
• Crew neck (a V-neck would be trying too hard for someone already this forward)
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your relationships
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift.

Every friend group has that one person who says the quiet part loud, and this is their shirt. For birthdays, for roasts, for the friend who just got dumped and somehow still has the audacity. Just throw it at them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Wanna Be A Single Mom Tee come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.

Is this shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on your threshold. It's a joke, but the kind that makes people pause before laughing.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printed on heavyweight cotton. The colors stay sharp through repeated washes.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Can I actually wear this in public?

You can. Whether you should is a conversation between you and whatever's left of your shame.