Wanna Go Eat Or Get Ate Tee

The Wanna Go Eat Or Get Ate Tee from Unethical Threads asks the only question that matters, and the bad grammar is doing all the heavy lifting. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with confidence and a sense of humor that doesn't need a disclaimer. If you've ever sent a text that made someone choke on their drink, this is your uniform.

The Wanna Go Eat Or Get Ate Tee works at the bar, the cookout, or anywhere plausible deniability is half the fun. You don't owe anyone an explanation. The people who get it already got it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Room to breathe, room to eat.
• Crew neck. Classic. No notes.
• DTG printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no fading, no peeling off mid-date.
• Available in black or white. Choose based on your mood or your laundry situation.

Is This a Good Gift?

If you actually know the person, yes. This is not a safe pick for your work Secret Santa (unless HR has already given up on your department).

But for the friend, partner, or sibling who lives for a well-placed innuendo? They'll wear it until it falls apart. The Wanna Go Eat Or Get Ate Tee says what most people are only thinking, and that's exactly why it lands as a gift.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Wanna Go Eat Or Get Ate Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care label. Wash cold, tumble dry low.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not layered on top. It stays put through regular washing.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Both look good. Pick your fighter.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Technically, nothing on the shirt is explicit. It's all in how you read it. Plausible deniability is the whole point.