Wanna Make Some Shitlings Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Wanna Make Some Shitlings tee by Unethical Threads is a back-printed proposal to reproduce, worded exactly how it deserves to be. Nothing says "let's start a family" quite like calling your hypothetical offspring shitlings. Available in black or white.

Who's actually buying this?

Couples who treat the "should we have kids" conversation like a hostage negotiation. Parents who already did the math and lost.

Childfree people who did the math and won. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so the person behind you in the checkout line gets to marinate on it. That's half the fun.

• Heavyweight cotton that outlasts most relationships
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed, so the colors survive the wash even if your dignity doesn't
• Comes in black or white

Can I gift this to someone?

If you know someone who responds to "when are you having kids" with a dead stare, this is their shirt.

Also works for baby showers where you're not the favorite guest. Wrap it in tissue paper for plausible deniability.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does shitlings mean?
It's a made-up word for children. You already knew that.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
Back. The front is blank. The shitlings proposal hits people as you walk away.

What sizes are available?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape.

Is this appropriate for a baby shower gift?
That depends entirely on how much the parents-to-be like you. Proceed accordingly.