Wanna Make Some Shitlings Tee

The Wanna Make Some Shitlings Tee from Unethical Threads frames the biggest decision of your life as a casual Tuesday afternoon suggestion. Available in black or white, it's the shirt for anyone who thinks "starting a family" sounds way too dignified for what actually happens.

Who actually wears this?

Couples who've had the kid conversation and came out the other side still laughing. Also a solid pick for the aggressively child-free.

If your idea of romance involves calling future offspring "shitlings," you're the target demographic. This isn't the shirt you wear to meet the in-laws. It's the one you wear after you've met them and decided their opinion doesn't factor in.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive both your laundry habits and your life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're casual about everything apparently
• DTG print for color that outlasts your optimism about sleep schedules
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know a couple currently stuck in the "should we?" loop, this is the intervention they didn't ask for but probably need.

It says "I see your chaos and I support whatever terrible decision comes next" better than a card ever could. Just read the room before handing it over at a baby shower. Or don't. We're not your parents.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Wanna Make Some Shitlings Tee come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What does "shitlings" mean?

It's a coined term for children. You either get it immediately or you don't, and honestly both reactions are entertaining.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear around kids?

That depends on your parenting philosophy and how early you want to start building character.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your outlook on parenthood.