War Bad Boobs Good Tee (BACKPRINT)

The War Bad Boobs Good tee from Unethical Threads distills thousands of years of human thought into four words on the back of a shirt. Caveman grammar, PhD-level truth. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who's walking around with this on their back?

People who figured out you can skip the whole political debate with four words and a crew neck.

The back print means you deliver your thesis on the way out of every room. That's the correct energy for a statement this airtight. You don't even have to make eye contact. Just walk past, let the shirt land, keep moving.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to repeated wear and strong opinions
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even caveman philosophers deserve a classic neckline
• DTG print for color that survives the wash cycle
• Design printed on the back (your hot take is an exit line)

Can I give this to someone?

Absolutely.

Anyone who's ever nodded at both halves of this sentence will get it immediately. Works for birthdays, gag gifts, or telling someone you understand them on a primal level. No card needed. The shirt says everything the card would have, but funnier.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design on this shirt?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt.

What sizes are available?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. DTG printing keeps the design looking sharp through regular washing.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Available in black or white.

Is this shirt going to offend people?
If someone disagrees with either half of this statement, that's on them, not you.