Warning May Spontaneously Start Speaking Broken Spanish After 3 Margaritas Black Tee

Unethical Threads made this tee for anyone who hits margarita number three and suddenly believes they're bilingual. The Warning May Spontaneously Start Speaking Broken Spanish shirt is less of a fashion choice and more of a legally required disclosure.

Who is this shirt actually for?

People whose Duolingo streak is zero but whose tequila confidence is infinite.

You know the person at the table who orders "dos más, por favor" and thinks they nailed it. Maybe that's you. This shirt saves your friends from having to explain you to the waiter.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your next Cinco de Mayo without falling apart
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (tequila doesn't discriminate and neither do we)
• Crew neck, because you're already making enough questionable choices
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that actually lasts
• Black tee, which conveniently hides the salsa you're going to spill

Can I give this as a gift?

Absolutely, as long as the recipient has the self-awareness to laugh at themselves.

This is the gift for your friend who tried to order in Spanish at a Taco Bell in Ohio. Or your spouse who comes back from Cancún convinced they're ready for a TED Talk in español. If they can take a joke (and they can, they're still your friend after the incident), wrap it up.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the design and colors intact through regular washing. Turn inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this shirt 100% cotton?

Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed, comfortable fit.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3 to 5 business days and arrive within a week after that. Check your confirmation email for tracking.

Is this actually offensive?

Only to people who take themselves too seriously. It's a joke about your own bad Spanish, not anyone else's.