Warning May Spontaneously Start Speaking Broken Spanish After 3 Margaritas White Tee

The Warning May Spontaneously Start Speaking Broken Spanish After 3 Margaritas White Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's ever ordered "uno mas" and then tried to narrate their life story in what they believed was fluent Spanish. Spoiler: it wasn't.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's been to a Mexican restaurant with a decent margarita menu and an inflated sense of their bilingual abilities. You know the type. You are the type.

Three drinks in, you're pointing at the salsa and saying "es muy caliente" like you just aced the AP exam. This shirt is just the honest warning label your friends wish they'd had before that trip to Cancun.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles salsa stains and poor life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (your post-margarita bloat is accounted for)
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG print that keeps its color longer than you keep your dignity after drink two
• Machine washable, which is good because... yeah

Is this a good gift?

One of the best, honestly. If you know someone who turns into a discount Dora the Explorer after a couple of drinks, this is their uniform.

Solid pick for Cinco de Mayo, bachelorette trips to Cabo, or passive-aggressively calling out your friend who won't stop saying "gracias" to the waiter at Applebee's.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Order your normal size unless you plan on wearing it exclusively after all-you-can-eat taco night.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print holds its color. Your Spanish after margaritas, not so much.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a shirt about your own terrible Spanish after drinking. If you're offended by self-deprecating humor, you might be on the wrong website.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Comfortable, durable, and thick enough that nobody can see your shame through the fabric.

Can I wear this to a Mexican restaurant?

You can. Your server has seen worse. Tip well.