We Can't Hangout If You're Gonna Cry When They Put Us In Handcuffs Tee

The We Can't Hangout If You're Gonna Cry When They Put Us In Handcuffs tee from Unethical Threads is a loyalty test printed on cotton. It's for the person in your friend group who already has a bail plan and needs everyone else to keep up. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

The ringleader. The one who texts "bring cash, no questions" at 2 AM and somehow you always go.

This shirt is for the friend who sets the bar for hanging out somewhere around "willing to share a police report." If your group chat has ever debated who's most likely to cry during a booking, you already know who's getting this. Ride or die, no exceptions.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your alibi
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print, so the colors last longer than most of your friendships
• Available in black or white, because your chaos shouldn't be limited to one colorway

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for the friend you'd willingly share a mugshot with.

Best friend birthdays, chaotic bachelorette parties, group chat inside jokes that finally need to become physical objects. If someone in your life treats "we might get arrested" as a selling point rather than a warning, this is their shirt. Dark humor gift-giving at its finest.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true to size for most people.

Is the print going to fade or crack?

No. It's a DTG (direct-to-garment) print, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It stays sharp through regular washing.

What colors does this come in?

Black and white. Both are heavyweight cotton with a crew neck.

Can I wear this in public?

Absolutely. Whether people around you appreciate it is a different question and frankly not your problem.

Is this a good best friend gift?

If your best friend would ride with you through a booking, yes. If they'd cry, this shirt is how you break the news that they're out of the group.