We Dont Bite People Lies Adults Tell Kids Tee (BACKPRINT)

The We Dont Bite People Lies Adults Tell Kids Tee is an Unethical Threads back print that formats a familiar childhood rule as a quote, with the punchline sitting in smaller print underneath. The front is blank. The back handles everything.

Who actually wears this?

People who grew up hearing rules that turned out to be... situational. Parents, mostly. The kind who've earned the right to find this funny.

It plays well at barbecues, group chats, and anywhere adults gather without supervision. The two-stage read on the back (big quote up top, small attribution below) means the person behind you pieces it together at their own pace. You don't even have to be facing them. That's the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, blank front, all the action on the back
• DTG print for color that outlasts your reputation
• Back print design, because the best punchlines land when you're not looking

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if the person gets it. If they don't, you've learned something about them.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or the kind of gift exchange where everyone's trying to one-up each other. The "lies adults tell kids" format is one of those jokes that clicks instantly for the right crowd. Pair it with a straight face when they open it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design printed?

The design is printed across the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank.

What sizes are available?

Sizes run S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds its shape.

Is the print durable?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the color locked in. It's not going anywhere.

Do people actually read the back of a shirt?

They read the big text first. Then they find the small line. That's when it hits.